Close to Home by John McPherson for May 26, 2024

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    blunebottle  about 2 months ago

    Health care at its finest.

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    Dave427  about 2 months ago

    (not so) distant relatives of Beavis and Butthead?

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    kelese  about 2 months ago

    His eyes will get really big when he sees the bill we’re sending him!

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    Gina Carson  about 2 months ago

    Forget the eyes, look how big his tool gets. Let’s ride.

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    William Bednar Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Not only do his eyes enlarge, but another appendage jumps up too!!

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    Dobie  Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Flip that other switch, and watch his leg jump!

    … and if you turn that dial waaaay up, he’ll spin completely around!

    Who new electricity could be such fun!?

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    phritzg Premium Member about 2 months ago

    “Stop clowning around and wake him up! It’s time for his sleeping pill.”

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    Aficionado  about 2 months ago

    Bleeb is, once again, foiled by the stupid scrubs.

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    ladykat  about 2 months ago

    Cruel, ladies.

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    Strider Keninginne Premium Member about 2 months ago

    What if the doctor walks in just as she’s talking, or the head nurse, or a family member?

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    Mel-T-Pass Premium Member about 2 months ago

    “Eureka! We now have the technology to turn our patients into living Keane paintings!”

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    moondog42 Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Eh, the Far Side did it better

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    the lost wizard  about 2 months ago

    You should see them when we show him the bill. He thought he was still in Canada. :)

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  about 2 months ago

    She’s so impulsive.

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    davewhamond creator about 2 months ago

    This is hilarious! I’m gonna try that.

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    Buoy  about 2 months ago

    My, what big eyes you have!

    All the better to entertain you with , my dear!

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    pathamil  about 2 months ago

    Marty Feldman had the same problem in Mel Brooks’ Silent Movie…

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    norphos  about 2 months ago

    Someone is going to get fired . . . . . . . . . . and prosecuted.

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    geese28  about 2 months ago

    Morphine?

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    jbduncan  about 2 months ago

    How shocking!

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    Buckaroobanzai  about 2 months ago

    the ronco puppy dog eye – omizer. only $19.99, order now and the second one’s free!

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    mfrasca  about 2 months ago

    Warren Oates on the planet Annex One.

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