Close to Home by John McPherson for August 14, 2024

that presentation sucked!

And now—to cheer everyone up—we’ll watch that heartwarming Disney movie, “The Black Hole!”

Has anyone seen Bleeb? He was just hear a minute ago…

The event horizon!

DING! DING! DING!

GREEN PLAID ALERT!

Everybody do a shot!

… and vacuum this mess up, Blake!

If it’s so riveting, why isn’t everyone staying in the same place?

If it’s so riveting, why isn’t everyone staying in the same place?

Be here next week for my presentation on nuclear detonations.

The gravity of the situation was immense.

There were two guys in our school, for a class project they made a flame thrower. They were discussing the device, someone asked “Does it work!” they lit it up. They got 100%, by the way this was in the early 80s.

Can you hear in a vacuum? Only if it is turned off!

I suppose that’s one way to demonstrate black holes.

Thanks, but I use the rivet gun in a different presentation. It will keep you in your chairs, believe me.

SWOOOOOSH…………says it all!

Blake works more on his physic than his physique.

Black holes?? Isn’t that where my tax dollars go?

A villain in the making