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“Sonny, it’s most important that each individual admit being the child of his or her parents. Cousins has become a vague term of Kirk Cousins, Nick Cousins, Midwestern sandwich shops and some MLB pitcher.”
Ha ha, then your teacher is an idiot as there is no evidence that children of first cousins have any major genetic issues. Maybe ask your teacher if their mother and father were also brother and sister.
Vistoso Quartz Hill #6 2 months ago
“Sonny, it’s most important that each individual admit being the child of his or her parents. Cousins has become a vague term of Kirk Cousins, Nick Cousins, Midwestern sandwich shops and some MLB pitcher.”
blunebottle 2 months ago
Ooo…nasty.
1ecrae 2 months ago
MORE LIKE BROTHER AND SISTER!
Dobie Premium Member 2 months ago
I hear banjos!
HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member 2 months ago
I’m not sure they’re the same species. He looks like a monkey.
Superhawk 2 months ago
It doesn’t matter kid. You’re adopted.
Robert- 50d99b] 2 months ago
I’m my own Grampa,I’m my own Grampa,It’s stupid I know,It’s Really is so,I’m my own Grampa!
Compliments to whoever wrote the song.
PossumPete 2 months ago
Alabama Public School System standard question.
gammaguy 2 months ago
“Not my first. I already had a couple of cousins before he was born.”
Daltongang Premium Member 2 months ago
And this is how conspiracy theorists come to be.
geese28 2 months ago
If they respond with “what’s wrong with that?” um yeah you got a tough road ahead
philwinn 2 months ago
Funny
Zebrastripes 2 months ago
Just tell the teacher the dog ate you paper so you don’t have to admit anything in front of the class, the teacher and God!
Frank Burns Eats Worms 2 months ago
Gene and Jean should never have gotten together.
DaBump Premium Member 2 months ago
Oh, oh, that’s bad! And I hope no teacher would ever be like that.
I was FRAMED!!!!!! 2 months ago
Or part of the Trump clan.
Jimmy Chitwood Premium Member 2 months ago
THAT is funny!
swanridge 2 months ago
No harm in asking. It probably went right over their head anyway.
zenyattafan 2 months ago
Ooh, that’s cold!
Impkins Premium Member 2 months ago
Hiya Bleeb! Are you in chair jail? None of this was your fault, you know. :)
The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member 2 months ago
“What does she think we are, European royalty?”
cuzinron47 2 months ago
And the parents probably didn’t get it.
wildlandwaters 2 months ago
I’d love to be a fly on the wall at their next parent/teacher meeting! Lol!!
Moonkey Premium Member 2 months ago
My dad once told me an inappropriate joke that ended in, “If she isn’t good enough for her own family, she isn’t good enough for ours.”
Buoy 2 months ago
Well I’ll be a monkey’s uncle.
MuddyUSA Premium Member 2 months ago
Holy crap!
davewhamond creator 2 months ago
Life imitates art! My kid’s teachers always used to ask me that.
sfrench 2 months ago
Teacher should have asked if the kid’s parents were siblings. There’s actually low genetic risk to first cousins procreating.
dawgznkatz 2 months ago
Which is why it’s so creepy that in some states in the USA, first cousins CAN marry each other.
norphos 2 months ago
Oh BUUUUURRRRNNNNN!!!!!
olds_cool63 2 months ago
Those are some UGLY people.
mbrahms26 2 months ago
“We ain’t. We both have the same ma and pa!”
Buckaroobanzai 2 months ago
the ol telephone pole shaped family tree
flingebunt about 2 months ago
Ha ha, then your teacher is an idiot as there is no evidence that children of first cousins have any major genetic issues. Maybe ask your teacher if their mother and father were also brother and sister.