Close to Home by John McPherson for January 11, 2025

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    Vistoso Quartz Hill #6  2 months ago

    “Sonny, it’s most important that each individual admit being the child of his or her parents. Cousins has become a vague term of Kirk Cousins, Nick Cousins, Midwestern sandwich shops and some MLB pitcher.”

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    blunebottle  2 months ago

    Ooo…nasty.

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    1ecrae  2 months ago

    MORE LIKE BROTHER AND SISTER!

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    Dobie  Premium Member 2 months ago

    I hear banjos!

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    HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member 2 months ago

    I’m not sure they’re the same species. He looks like a monkey.

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    Superhawk  2 months ago

    It doesn’t matter kid. You’re adopted.

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    Robert- 50d99b]  2 months ago

    I’m my own Grampa,I’m my own Grampa,It’s stupid I know,It’s Really is so,I’m my own Grampa!

    Compliments to whoever wrote the song.

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    PossumPete  2 months ago

    Alabama Public School System standard question.

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    gammaguy  2 months ago

    “Not my first. I already had a couple of cousins before he was born.”

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    Daltongang Premium Member 2 months ago

    And this is how conspiracy theorists come to be.

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    geese28  2 months ago

    If they respond with “what’s wrong with that?” um yeah you got a tough road ahead

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    philwinn  2 months ago

    Funny

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    Zebrastripes  2 months ago

    Just tell the teacher the dog ate you paper so you don’t have to admit anything in front of the class, the teacher and God!

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  2 months ago

    Gene and Jean should never have gotten together.

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    DaBump Premium Member 2 months ago

    Oh, oh, that’s bad! And I hope no teacher would ever be like that.

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    I was FRAMED!!!!!!  2 months ago

    Or part of the Trump clan.

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    Jimmy Chitwood Premium Member 2 months ago

    THAT is funny!

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    swanridge  2 months ago

    No harm in asking. It probably went right over their head anyway.

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    zenyattafan  2 months ago

    Ooh, that’s cold!

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    Impkins  Premium Member 2 months ago

    Hiya Bleeb! Are you in chair jail? None of this was your fault, you know. :)

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    The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member 2 months ago

    “What does she think we are, European royalty?”

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    cuzinron47  2 months ago

    And the parents probably didn’t get it.

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    wildlandwaters  2 months ago

    I’d love to be a fly on the wall at their next parent/teacher meeting! Lol!!

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    Moonkey Premium Member 2 months ago

    My dad once told me an inappropriate joke that ended in, “If she isn’t good enough for her own family, she isn’t good enough for ours.”

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    Buoy  2 months ago

    Well I’ll be a monkey’s uncle.

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member 2 months ago

    Holy crap!

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    davewhamond creator 2 months ago

    Life imitates art! My kid’s teachers always used to ask me that.

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    sfrench  2 months ago

    Teacher should have asked if the kid’s parents were siblings. There’s actually low genetic risk to first cousins procreating.

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    dawgznkatz  2 months ago

    Which is why it’s so creepy that in some states in the USA, first cousins CAN marry each other.

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    norphos  2 months ago

    Oh BUUUUURRRRNNNNN!!!!!

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    olds_cool63  2 months ago

    Those are some UGLY people.

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    mbrahms26  2 months ago

    “We ain’t. We both have the same ma and pa!”

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    Buckaroobanzai  2 months ago

    the ol telephone pole shaped family tree

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    flingebunt  about 2 months ago

    Ha ha, then your teacher is an idiot as there is no evidence that children of first cousins have any major genetic issues. Maybe ask your teacher if their mother and father were also brother and sister.

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