Cornered by Mike Baldwin for March 31, 2018

Honest, at least.

so if the basket comes back empty were there no expectations on the sermon??

I expect a perfunctory and meaningless symbolic ritual that allows me to be home in time to mow the lawn and take a nap before lunch.

That’s just about right.

If you really want the money, how about selling that huge building you’re standing in.

Do you want the incredibly expensive short, compact and to the point sermon, or the cheap, meandering, wandering in the desert for half of forever type?

It’s the old adage, “You get what you pay for!”……Now, How much is that stairway to heaven?

Give til it hurts or you’re going to Hell.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!

Throw the money up into the air. Whatever god dos not grab and falls back down is mine

Just more of those good, old time, tax exempt sermons.