Cornered by Mike Baldwin for November 01, 2023

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    SHAKEDOWNVILLE  7 months ago

    “Cutting” corners, right & left.

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    cnhardman  7 months ago

    “Samurai Barber” – old, old SNL, for you youngsters.

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    John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator 7 months ago

    Look closer. The price isn’t “$5 a haircut.” It’s “$5 a head.”

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    Imagine  7 months ago

    In jail.

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    j_m_kuehl  7 months ago

    so, a descendant of Jim Bowie?

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    jmcenanly  7 months ago

    Conan the Barber-ian

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    The Reader Premium Member 7 months ago

    Just a little off the top!

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    pat sandy creator 7 months ago

    he’s getting his ears lowered…

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    cdward  7 months ago

    “Sweeney, huh? That’s an interesting name.”

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    scote1379 Premium Member 7 months ago

    Just Little off the top please !

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    saylorgirl  7 months ago

    Yikes!!

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    Dobie  Premium Member 7 months ago

    … just make sure my sideburns are even!

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    Nuliajuk  7 months ago

    “Where have I been? Oh, serv… uh, passing time. But I was released early due to good behaviour.”

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  7 months ago

    Something tells me it’s going to be your last haircut.

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    [Traveler] Premium Member 7 months ago

    When he cuts it, it won’t grow back

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    Egrayjames  7 months ago

    Haven’t set in a barber’s chair for nearly 15 years…….but I’ve been seriously thinking of getting a professional cut soon. I have a bit of shaking in my hands….one of those “I’m getting old” problems.

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    Daltongang Premium Member 7 months ago

    “OFF WITH HIS HEAD!”

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    Teresa Burritt (Frog Applause) creator 7 months ago

    Maybe that sword is plastic.

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    ericlscott creator 7 months ago

    Make it a clean cut, please.

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    mfrasca  7 months ago

    Razor, razor, cut, cut, blood, spurt, artery, murder…

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    mfrasca  7 months ago

    Razor, razor, cut, cut, blood, spurt, artery, murder…

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    jasonsnakelover  7 months ago

    One time I had six dollars altogether. One time I was 21 years old.

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    Ham Khan creator 7 months ago

    it is the way

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    davewhamond creator 7 months ago

    When they saw the knife, his ends split.

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    crazeekatlady  7 months ago

    Looks about like how I cut my hair.

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    AtariDragon  7 months ago

    He’s been … NAUGHTY.

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    cuzinron47  7 months ago

    Shouldn’t he have a hockey mask on?

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    raybarb44  7 months ago

    It’s quantity, not quality. Good luck……

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    RabbitDad  7 months ago

    Where? Why, Fleet Street, why do you ask?

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    CoffeeBob Premium Member 7 months ago

    There’s a “stylist” at one of our local clip shops whose nickname is Benihana. After one experience, I’m cutting my own.

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    PlatudimusAtom Premium Member 7 months ago

    He obviously has an axe to grind with this customer, but has grabbed the wrong tool in his haste.

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    brick10  7 months ago

    OOPS! Too close….

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    megiggles  7 months ago

    Obviously studied at the Sweeney Todd School of Barbering.

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    samuli creator 7 months ago

    “Cut!”

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    aerilim  7 months ago

    Samurai Barber Shop. Alternate universe SNL sketch featuring a sober John Belushi…

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    tee929  7 months ago

    The Samuri Barbershop didn’t stay open very long.

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    jeffchrz Premium Member 7 months ago

    Does he want to be a lumberjack?

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