Cornered by Mike Baldwin for April 17, 2024

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    SHAKEDOWNCITY  2 months ago

    “Lighten” up on him, already.

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    Imagine  2 months ago

    You would have to run from the cops for it to count.

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    oldpine52  2 months ago

    It only counts if you are on foot.

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    John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator 2 months ago

    Instead of running a red light, this guy is more likely to stumble or crawl one.

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    Egrayjames  2 months ago

    Speaking about running red lights. Here’s the first verse of a Golden Oldie:

    I was driving home early Sunday morning through Bakersfield

    Listening to gospel music on the colored radio station

    And the preacher said, you know you always have the Lord by your side

    And I was so pleased to be informed of this that I ran

    Twenty red lights in his honor

    Thank you Jesus, thank you Lord

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    pat sandy creator 2 months ago

    the guy needs to get an FOP ‘courtesy’ card…

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    [Traveler] Premium Member 2 months ago

    How about jumping to conclusions?

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    Dobie  Premium Member 2 months ago

    Doctors can’t always be right! The heart rate goes up when I do it… so I count ‘em!

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    MRC112  2 months ago

    ’Running a red"? Running a red light?

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    ericlscott creator 2 months ago

    Good joke!

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    luca.debus creator 2 months ago

    Can I get a doctor’s note anyway?

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    tee929  2 months ago

    I hope they got him on the “Red Light Camera”

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    davewhamond creator 2 months ago

    There was that time he ran for office…

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  2 months ago

    He also gave away some British currency, and told people he shed a few pounds.

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    cuzinron47  2 months ago

    But what do you know, you’re just a Doctor, not a personal trainer.

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    The Tooninator creator 2 months ago

    How about J-walking? Does J-walking count?

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    Jimmy Chitwood Premium Member 2 months ago

    Well done!

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    dbrucepm  2 months ago

    when it’s on yellow and turns red as you go through my friend calls it eating orange. is that healthier?

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    ekke  2 months ago

    No, but does doing diddley-squats count?

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