Cornered by Mike Baldwin for April 22, 2024

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    SHAKEDOWNCITY  about 2 months ago

    The “sauce” that leaves no “blot” on your record.

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    rekam Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Loved a printed review once. Secretary had made a great typo. She and I got a laugh. Instead of co-workers, she’d put co-makers.

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    Egrayjames  about 2 months ago

    Rumor has it Andy then quit that career, changed his name to Mike, and started a daily comic.

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    pat sandy creator about 2 months ago

    ‘performance appraisal wear’! Lol!

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    Dobie  Premium Member about 2 months ago

    … with boot-proof extra padding in the seat!

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    Ivan the Terrible   about 2 months ago

    I’ll buy one gross and send them to Biden.

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    wirepunchr  about 2 months ago

    Ivan^^ take it to the political cartoons.

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    luca.debus creator about 2 months ago

    One one door closes, another one opens (hopefully not to a flurry of tomatoes…)!

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    MRC112  about 2 months ago

    Here are some actual quotes from Employee Performance Reviews

    1) His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity (2) Since my last report, he has hit rock bottom and has started to dig (3) When she opens her mouth, it seems that this is only to change whichever foot was previously in there (4) She sets low personal standards and then constantly fails to achieve them (5) This employee is depriving some village of an idiot (6) A room temperature IQ (7) Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold it all together (8) A gross ignoramus – 144 times worse than a standard ignoramus (9) Donated his brain to science while he was still using it (10) He has 2 brains. One is lost and the other is out looking for it (11) He is so dense, light bends around him (12) If brains were taxed, he’d get a rebate (13) If he were any more stupid, he’d have to be watered twice a week (14) If you give him a penny for his thoughts, you’d get change (15) If you stand close to him, you can hear the ocean

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    Norris66  about 2 months ago

    On the other hand, he was a prime candidate, for a position with Heinz.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  about 2 months ago

    There’s a certain a Roma about him.

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    davewhamond creator about 2 months ago

    You say rotten tomato proof performance appraisal wear, I say say rotten to-mah-to proof performance appraisal wear.

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    purepaul  about 2 months ago

    Worse part of performance reviews was that for a few, it was hard to find something good to balance the disappointing parts. Initially found the 10% percent took 90% until I wised up and limited the hand holding effort. Told one if he wanted more support put more effort into career than golf.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  about 2 months ago

    It won’t be your garden-variety apparel.

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    The Tooninator creator about 2 months ago

    Learn from your experience. Thats a great life lesson

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    Buoy  about 2 months ago

    A teflon suit could come in handy.

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    cuzinron47  about 2 months ago

    Most people prefer a good rotten tomato review.

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    Chris Sherlock  about 2 months ago

    I’m guessing the review didn’t go well for Andy.

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