Cornered by Mike Baldwin for July 18, 2024

“Mutated” Greyhound.

She’s one of the slimmest characters I’ve seen on this strip… But I still don’t know why ALL the animals need to wear glasses…

“Does yours avant garde doggie bites?”

“Nopes.”

“Nice doggie.” (Proceeds to pets.)

BITE! YEOWWW!

“Hey you say yours avant garde doggie no bite”.

“Yes. But this ain’t mine avant garde doggie.”

“I don’t care what type of dog it is……pick up the dog’s poop he’s finished.”

Then she also needs a hat. Wouldn’t hurt to include some bling too.

She’s way ahead of you…

If that dog attacks, it will give you such a pinch!

Are they charging you for the dog part or the guard part????

avant a dog like that…

Hey, even the avant-garde need their dogs…

… to experiment on.

dog stopped to see if the other woman fell into a vat of mustard ?

Avant one of those.

Nice!

[ slow exaggerated clap ]

She does her business in the avant garden.

At least she thinks she is.

Like one of those Jeopardy before and after clues. Not one of our favorites on Jeopardy- our brains just don’t work that fast.

At least she’s SOME kind of guard dog. You need that in the city.

And she especially loves to sniff butts!!