Cornered by Mike Baldwin for August 10, 2024

So near, & “sofa”.

Is she giving him a neck massage???!!!

I think it is defective. It doesn’t seem to work properly.

Sofa so good eh.

Madam, these are LOVE seats. Marriage seats are to your right.

“Hold on, let go just a second, dear… thanks,

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!”

For a couple that large a “love” seat would have to be a bit bigger. That one isn’t even big enough for a “like” seat.

That is some kinky stuff!

Which one is he talking to?

I don’t get this one. Besides, it looks too narrow to be a loveseat.

You shouldn’t have made that remark about her being too big for the love seat.

He’s my main squeeze. :)

Maybe it’s a hate seat.

He loves it so much, he’s getting choked up.

Massachusetts State Sales Tax Free Weekend. I’m not going near the stores, my time per hour is much more than paying a tax.

That doesn’t look like love, it’s more like strangulation.

She’s loving him to death.

There’s room for a line here about JD Vance but I ain’t touching it!

I can’t breath!!!!!

Hmm, yeah, just not feelin’ the love with this one.

Think she’s got a good grip on things.