Cornered by Mike Baldwin for September 24, 2024

He’s @ a “loss” for hands.

GIGO

He moonlights as a corporate head hunter.

Should reduce company theft, hands down…

Glad I never worked for a company like his.

Saudi management ethic.

I’d call that a HEADS OFF approach!

Code of Hammurabi, Inc.

That was just for taking one of their gel ballpoints home. Tough place to work.

Good to know, I’ll remember to try and stay handy.

hand in your resignation…

I’d hate to know what their policy is for showing up late for work.

And there are always lady fingers in the break room.

flogging and amputation of hands…………in Arabia!!!!!!

From Matthew 5:30: … if your right hand causes you to sin, cut it off …

Uh, define “hands off” please

What a traditional enterprise…

Must be handy

If he tries to run away, he won’t have a leg to stand on.

Words don’t always mean what you think they mean…

Viewing inappropriate digital media is punished by reduced digital access.

You can read all about it in the employee handbook.

Very Sharia

Is he gonna get the axe?

One hand at a time of course….

No more ten finger discount!

Mighty medieval of you.

Talk to the hand!

They should prosecute people who steal employees.

Once, at the vet’s, a big guy with big pockets scooped me up en passant and headed for the door. Fortunately for me, I had an experimental sample of our new breed, a chihuahua/piranha cross, and it was even crosser than I expected. I insinuated the chiranha into the depths of his pocket, where it disappeared. The thief did too, though I was too busy extricating myself from his pocket to be a reliable witness.

It was a pointless crime. The doctor already had me marked down 20% for talking him into experimenting with a new dog breed.

Gotta go! It’s the guys with the nets again!

Let’s here it for the boy!

Let’s give the boy a hand!

8^)

Ah, Sharia Law firm?!

He believes in “CHOP CHOP” At work!

Worst part is they are patching him up so he’s able to clean out his desk and empty the waste can on his way out. It’s in the company handbook.

Must be related to the guy on yesterdays Wondermark.

Are we in Iran?