Cornered by Mike Baldwin for October 03, 2024

Prevents “Nöggin” Dazs brain freeze.

Because what goes around comes around.

If he’s re-cycling, shouldn’t he be wearing two helmets?

Bi, Tri, Uni… it’s safer to just Re.

I live dangerously…..I don’t wear a helmet when on my motorcycle. I only wear one if the state or province I’m riding in requires it ‘’by law’‘, or if it’s cold outside. I like having the choice of not having to wear a helmet. I know it could save me in an accident, however, I’m a very experienced rider…..I ride nearly everyday from May through September. The guy that only rides his motorcycle a few times every year is really more of a danger to himself than I am not wearing a helmet. So…..I will not be wearing a helmet when I take the trash out, unless maybe if it’s cold out.

YAY! Helmet! Always wears helmet! Helmet the only reason why me alive today.

and then, as you are motoring peacefully down the street, Granny doesn’t see you as you approach the intersection.

So seeing no cars, granny pulls out in front of you.

the predictable result , as you are flung over your headlight at the speed you and your bike were previously going,

is that the odds are your skull will impact the pavement—-even though you are ‘experienced’

safety can be fun…

With the size of that bin, he should be wearing steel-toed boots too.

….dem glass bottles can hurt…………mean cycle?

um, okay… :\

heathcliff promotes helmet safety

The proudest day of Herbert’s life was the day Edith took the training wheels off the recycle bin.

A head injury could cause cycle logical problems.

I always wear a helmet when I recycle my jokes.

It’s coming to that. It’s a wonder anyone over 50 survived childhood. Won’t be long before you’ll need a helmet, knee and elbow pads and a pillow tied to your butt to walk down the stairs.

I hate taking out the recycling!

I guess I’ve living dangerously all this time.

He needs to curb his enthusiasm.