Cornered by Mike Baldwin for November 09, 2024

The king of “decompartmentalizing”.

I see two purses on the table, but I’ll bet all that loot came out of just my wife’s purse! Maybe he’s going to see if he can fit even half of it into the other purse!

What about the pens that don’t write?

And that was just from the first purse…

Chop, chop now

You didn’t, by any chance, see my car keys in there, did ya?

Nice to see someone taking recycling seriously.

Money?

Where’s the chainsaw, life raft for twelve, cast iron skillet, etc.? The bag has everything but what I need.

I’ve long given up trying to get my wife to move her essential items (phone, car fob, credit cards, license, health insurance card) to someplace other than her purse. A purse snatcher would, basically, leave her totally stranded. Women’s clothes don’t, generally, have pockets, but, at least, carry the phone some other way, so you can call 911.

I thought it was the back room at TSA.

Pills and Buttons? Maybe pill now days. Not a lot of buttons I’d hazard a guess.

Must not be selling much?

Late night comedy host in 6 months.

chop shop till you drop…

I like pills and buttons in the same bin.

What’s he going to do with the nice purses?

He’s a funny sort.

I have eye drops and a small bottle of body spray in mine. I’ve VERY careful not to get them mixed up ;)

Think it’s enough? OY

He only takes the purses cause he knows he wouldn’t get much for the wives.

Take my wife, Please!

And at the back door, Bruce Wayne is quietly walking in to reclaim his mother’s pearls. And he’s dressed for “business.” After Mr. Wayne has finished his “business,” that criminal will be able to fit in one of those bags.

So where does he keep the used tampons?

I can’t believe he is brave enough to go into the black holes of women’s purses.

You need a bucket for the stale gum.

I have always wondered what they carry in those purses

“tissues”… some of which are lightly used??

Not in MY purse, thank you! :)

Where’s the booze?