Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for February 14, 2006
Happy Valentine's Day I Love You - Billy "Happy Valentine's Day. I glob you?" "No, I heart you. See, there's the two chambers, and here's the aortic valve." "I looked it up, and real hearts look nothing like the ones they put on greeting cards. I wanted accuracy." "I was less queasy when I thought you globbed me."