Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for April 05, 2006
"Do you believe in the theory of tangential universes?" "Like for every decision you make there is a tangent universe where you made the opposite choice." "So there is an alternate universe that exists where you decided not to bring up the subject of tangential universes?" "Yup." "Oh, to be that tangential cow." "I bet you she's nicer than you."