Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for July 07, 2006
"AHHHHH, MY LEG!!" "It's like a shooting pain attacking my entire leg. It feels like it could be my sciatic nerve. Oh, man, what if I have sciatica? I'm only eight years old and now I'll have ongoing pain affecting the rest of my life." "This isn't fair!! Why is this happening to me?! Why?!! WHYYY?!!" "Oh, wait! It's only a pitchfork." "Yeow, that's in there deep."