Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for July 11, 2006
"Check out my Bigfoot costume. I made it from my old pajamas and some discarded hair clippings from the barber shop." "I got tired of waiting for Bigfoot to show up so I figure I'll just film someone wearing this instead." "Someone's actually going to wear that?" "Yes, but you can't. You're a quadruped. The public would never buy it. And I of course can't wear it because I need to direct the footage." "Who then?" "So what's the big hurry that I have to skip 'MacGyver' for?" "I give you Bigfoot."