Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for July 26, 2006
"Now that I've taken care of my overseas guilt how do I help the less fortunate closer to home?" "You could help Ted." "Ted?" "Y'know, the guy from town who pushes around the cart full of soda cans." "How do you know his name?" "He came up to me one day and told me his whole life story while I was waiting for you outside the candy store." "I kept wondering what was taking you so long." "Sorry. I like candy is all."