Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for August 16, 2006
"What are you doing?" "I'm spending the night out here with you in the stable." "Why?" "Sometimes people try to sabotage the cows the night before a big competition. I want to protect you, Cow." "Wow, Billy. Thanks." "Yer out here so I won't raid the fried-chocolate-pickle-on-a-stick tent." "And there's that."