Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for August 17, 2006
"Man, the competition looks stiff. I need an edge. I think it's time for some mind games." "What're you looking at? A champion, that's what. When I get through here you'll wish you stuck to the podunk county fair circuit." "And for you, chubby, keep yourself buried in your food. You'll need all the comfort you can get when you lose." "I do believe that cow is trash-talking." Mooo, mooo! "I think she just told muh Bessie to 'talk to her hoof'."