Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for November 23, 2006
"Wow, so this is Tofurkey?" "Not quite what I envisioned. The texture and color and shape and, well, overall appearance in general take a little getting used to." "Are you sure this is actual Tofurkey and not, say, a piece of sponge you found in the garage and slathered with gravy? Of course not, what am I saying? Why would you serve your son an old sponge..." "Give me real bird now!!!"