Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for August 26, 2007
"Hey Martin, what're you doing?" "Whoa, where are your glasses?" "I don't need them." "I've conquered blindness. Glasses only made my eyes weak. I decided to man up and not wear them anymore." "In fact, I'm seeing so good right now, let's just do this..." SNAP FLING "There. Now if you'll excuse me, I've neglected my new lady friend long enough." "Where were we? Oh, hello, you didn't tell me you had a sister." "OK, yer right, he was talking to the flamingo."