Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for August 10, 2008
"Are you doing homework, Martin? It's still summer." "Go 'way." "No time to talk, if I don't brush up on everything I forgot from last year, teacher'll see I'm a fraud and flunk me back to finger painting." "Gahhh! My pencil broke and I don't have a sharpener! No time, must sharpen with teeth." "Gyah! Gyah! Gyah!" "Aaggh, tongue thliverth!!" "Whuh do I do?! No firtht aid! Mutht improvithe!" "Twee tex-thure ith helping! Mutht continute thudying!" "lick lick" "School coming up again?" "WHy I thuck tho bad ah thothial thtudies?!"