Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for August 12, 2008
"Comic book movies made like a billion dollars this summer so I'm tryin' to think up super heroes to sell to hollywood." "How's this sound? A policeman whose super power is that his right arm is six inches longer than his left. 'Villains can't escape the reach of this super cop." "Ummm..." "And he's also made of magma." "Long-armed lava cop!!"