Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for August 21, 2008
"OK, we've got to ditch Chester. He actually knocked out Martin with his stupid cane whappins!" "How long before we get whapped and we don't wake up?" "Pass the peanut butter please." "He's a wily old coot though. So we'll need the perfect plan and execute it flawless..." "Maybe let's take MArtin to the hospital first." "You ok, Martin?" "Now I will require jelly."