Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for September 01, 2008
"Getting a job so I don't have to go to school is unrealistics. I'm only eight, I can't work for Pete's sake." "If only we could send someone to school in my place. Someone who was identical to me in every way except I dunno. They were made of straw and papermache?" "Oh, hi, school me!!" "Shake my hand, cow. Don't leave me hangin'." "Yes, this is much more realistic."