Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for January 17, 2009
girl says, "Hi, I'm new to this school and I need someone to show me around." Girl says, "Ummm?Ok? I guess I'll go find someone else then. Bye." Billy says, "What are you doing?! That girl was cute and wait?You have them in again, don't you?" Martin says, "Shorry, now ah don know iff ah wanns gib deesh up. Slurpp!!"