Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for January 23, 2009
Billy says, "The squeaky wheel gets the grease." Billy says, "You won't get what you want unless you tell the one holding the remote how much of a vacuous waste her brain has become watching entertainment cossip shoes." Cow says, "And sometimes the squeaky wheel gets mercilessly whaled upon." Billy says, "Yes, but the wheel's sister was sent to her room, allowing the wheel to watch 'chips' so, wheel greased." Cow says, "There is a tv in the barn."