Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for February 11, 2009
Billy says, "In today's society, boys are growing up confused about what it takes to be a man." Billy says, "But I'm not. That's why I'm permanently supergluing this beard to my face?" Billy says, "?and I will puff out my chest and talk low and monosyllabically." Billy says, "Now spray pam on pecs to make shine." cow says, "Now I'm confused."