Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for February 20, 2009
Billy says, "They did it, cow! Archaeologists just uncovered the ancient remains of three-foot-tall human adults. Hobbits and everything that goes along with them were real. Now pay up." cow says, "Sorry, simply findign reminants of short people does not makemiddle-earth real." Billy says, "but this does." wizard says, "When did you abandon reason for madness?!" Cow says, "You hired someone to dress like Gandalf to win a 35-cent bed? Yeah, when did you abandon that whole reason thing?" billy says, "Seriously though, he's good, right?"