Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for October 11, 2013
"What just crawled up on your face and died?" "It's called a beard, Tracy." "I guess I'm just mature for my age is all. Deal with it." "There're beans in it." "I know it's a bit odd, Tracy, but your brother is going through a phase where this is how he is expressing himself. We should really be supportive..." "Thanks, Mom. Who wants more salad?" "I'm so out of here when I'm eighteen."