Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for February 01, 2014
"I lie awake at night, Cow. I lie awake at night and it terrifies me." "What if bears finally knew what they had? What if they realized that all they needed to do was organize their numbers, develop a common bear language..." "...Invent and learn to use technologies that rival or surpass our own, create a system of bear government with the wherewithal to legislate and declare war, and have the bear tenacity to carry out that declaration?" "Let's pray they never do." "I think I just gave myself an ulcer."