Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for January 21, 2022
"Why is success always measured with money?" "Maybe you've got a mediocre job, but you're not a jerk to people." "Shouldn't the ultimate measure of success be quantified in how you treat your fellow man?" "If success were measured in old cookie tins full of discarded ear wax, I'd be Donald Trump." "Ew."