Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for October 03, 2023
Billy says, "Shalom, cow!" Billy says, "I just found out that my great-grandfather was jewish, so now I'm celebrating the faith that makes up exactly one-eighth of who I am." Cow says, "But realy you just think this entitles you to one day of hanukkah." Billy says, "Yes, and maybe part of a bar mitzvah. I mean, how does mom say no to this?"