CowTown by Charlie Podrebarac for December 07, 2021

I think it’s a hippopotamus.

A previously unknown species of ankylosaurus.

It looks like a steam-punk sculpture of a cat!!

It’s a season pass to Barbecue World!

We used to get my grandfather one of those giant peppermint sticks every year for Christmas. He knew what it was by the way it was wrapped. One year, we wrapped a paper towel tube full of D-size batteries for a new radio. He was actually disappointed. Luckily, we wrapped the peppermint stick in a rectangular box…

Bob’s also wants a bag of hardwood charcoal.

Anyone else smell smoke?? Yum!

Where are the wheels?

Be careful with the packaging, Bob—it might be something you already have and you’ll have to ship it back to Amazon.