Crabgrass by Tauhid Bondia for January 09, 2022

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    Three Steps Over Japan  7 months ago

    Ahh, to be young and naive again. And to dig yourself in so deep that you start smelling bamboo.

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    rklynch  7 months ago

    That raccoon looks to be rabid. Not to mention psychotic….

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    some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member 7 months ago

    You can tell it’s the truth because nothing was taken. If there was no raccoon, surely the burglar would have stolen something.

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    Bubble  7 months ago

    seems pretty legitmate to me…

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    danketaz Premium Member 7 months ago

    Still, best not to block the exit route. I suspect Mom’s going to ‘buy’ the story when she announces that the thief made off with the Nintari for a few weeks.

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    theincrediblebulk  7 months ago

    Great story kid. i’m still going to punish you for the damage you did, but I think we will look into a creative writing course for you. That is one awesome and original creative story you came up with.

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    Ellis97  7 months ago

    Kevin is a horrible liar.

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    Aladar30 Premium Member 7 months ago

    That racoon saved their property!

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    donut reply  7 months ago

    Tell her more about the racoon like where did it learn to talk.

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    donwestonmysteries  7 months ago

    Next: How I chased the burglar and racoon out of the house.

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    Femi Aminat  Premium Member 7 months ago

    Kevin:”Mmm…. How long am I grounded Again??” (´∀`)ʱªʱªʱª

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    William Bludworth Premium Member 7 months ago

    I think mom would buy the story if Kevin said the cat burglar had a French accent.

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    asrialfeeple  7 months ago

    You’re going to get blamed anyhow, kid.

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    christelisbetty  7 months ago

    I want to hear the raccoon’s version…..and/or how it really happened.

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    Taracinablue  7 months ago

    Love the over-the-top style to go with a kid’s story

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