Patrick Stewart? Or Vin Diesel?
Dr. Evil. Mister Evil Doctor Peanut.
Or, given how orange his hair is, a famous basketball.
I’ll go with Mr. Peanut, the first choice.
Air Gordon? That is so on the nose, it ain’t even funny. Try something more subtle.
Or like The Rock. However, in this case, more like The Pebble.
Why do I have a feeling that this is going to end with Kevin shaving himself bald after deciding that if it’s going to happen anyway he might as well do it himself, only to then learn Kyle was pulling his leg.
Jada Pinkett Smith – wait, that might get me slapped.
The ladies love bald-headed men. Or at least the b!tchin’ babes do. And they testified to it in 1993.
just use real names.
I wonder what the kids at school will call him?
Khrome dome Kevin
Britney Spears (I know, too early)
Krystal ball Kevin
They don’t shave heads for lice anymore. Haven’t for several generations.
Poor Kevin, hope Kyle was just messing with, especially for Krystal’s sake too. Kevin could rock a bald look though.
Mister Clean. Sinead O’Connor.
Can they not say ‘Air Jordan’ because the sneakers are trademarked?
I am reminded of an old “Married With Children” where Al and Steve go to “Bald Anonymous,” and after watching and listening to everyone, Al makes his speech.
“You know, I realized something tonight. I’m not bald. Steve’s not bald. YOU guys are bald. One hundred watt, soft-white bald.”