Crabgrass by Tauhid Bondia for August 16, 2022

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    ratton8  4 months ago

    Patrick Stewart? Or Vin Diesel?

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    Three Steps Over Japan  4 months ago

    Dr. Evil. Mister Evil Doctor Peanut.

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    danketaz Premium Member 4 months ago

    Or, given how orange his hair is, a famous basketball.

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    Michael Spony Premium Member 4 months ago

    I’ll go with Mr. Peanut, the first choice.

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    Ellis97  4 months ago

    Air Gordon? That is so on the nose, it ain’t even funny. Try something more subtle.

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    Imagine  4 months ago

    Or like The Rock. However, in this case, more like The Pebble.

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    hvallalkozo  4 months ago

    Why do I have a feeling that this is going to end with Kevin shaving himself bald after deciding that if it’s going to happen anyway he might as well do it himself, only to then learn Kyle was pulling his leg.

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    Barnabus Blackoak  4 months ago

    The Rock?

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    LEOKEV  4 months ago

    Jada Pinkett Smith – wait, that might get me slapped.

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    The Brooklyn Accent  4 months ago

    The ladies love bald-headed men. Or at least the b!tchin’ babes do. And they testified to it in 1993.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VeXJsvV0Oig

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    Eric S   4 months ago

    just use real names.

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    6turtle9  4 months ago

    I wonder what the kids at school will call him?

    Khrome dome Kevin

    Turtle waxer

    Britney Spears (I know, too early)

    Aladdin

    Egg head

    Dr. Phil

    Milk Dud

    Baldilocks

    Dr. Phil

    Prison break

    Casper

    Krystal ball Kevin

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    amaryllis2 Premium Member 4 months ago

    They don’t shave heads for lice anymore. Haven’t for several generations.

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    mccollunsky  4 months ago

    Poor Kevin, hope Kyle was just messing with, especially for Krystal’s sake too. Kevin could rock a bald look though.

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    asrialfeeple  4 months ago

    Mister Clean. Sinead O’Connor.

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    "Doon the Watter" on the Waverley  4 months ago

    Can they not say ‘Air Jordan’ because the sneakers are trademarked?

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    Warhaft  4 months ago

    I am reminded of an old “Married With Children” where Al and Steve go to “Bald Anonymous,” and after watching and listening to everyone, Al makes his speech.

    “You know, I realized something tonight. I’m not bald. Steve’s not bald. YOU guys are bald. One hundred watt, soft-white bald.”

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