Crabgrass by Tauhid Bondia for November 16, 2022

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    Jacob Mattingly   7 months ago

    I like Tauhid sidestepping the usual “let’s see you do it plot” as Donna understandably doesn’t want to eat what her husband would make. Or see him die. I mean he did say one of the stupidest thing any person can say to the person who normally does thanksgiving for them but that dosen’t mean she wants him dead. She just wants him to be less stupid.

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    leopardglily  7 months ago

    Yeah, he’s gonna wreck it if he does it.

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    saylorgirl  7 months ago

    Uh oh…don’t have him make the dinner. You’ll get food poisoning.

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    Ellis97  7 months ago

    Do you want Gene to give everyone food poisoning?

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    Can't Sleep  7 months ago

    And keep a fire extinguisher handy!

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    Algolei I  7 months ago

    What’re they doing talking over the fence in the back yard? Shouldn’t they both be in the kitchen cooking?

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    Kilrwat Premium Member 7 months ago

    I do all the cooking in our home. It’s a wonderful creative release.

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    Gym Sock Nose Guy  7 months ago

    That’s when we resort to plan B: Burger King on Thanksgiving.

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    jadoo823  7 months ago

    Make home cook it? No. Make him stay beside you every step of the way? Yes.

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    Aladar30 Premium Member 7 months ago

    Go on. If something bad happens to your husband/food/house, I’m sure your neighbor will be happy to have your whole family over for Thanksgiving.

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    Khatkhattu Premium Member 7 months ago

    The menu: Buffalo wings, chili cheese dip with chips, large pepperoni pizza, submarine sandwiches, beer, pop for the kids, store bought doughnuts for dessert.

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    phileaux  7 months ago

    “Then I still have to make a backup dinner!”

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    Makapo  7 months ago

    It was always a joint effort between my Grandmother, aunts, and uncles when I was a kid. Working together was as much a part of Thanksgiving as the actual dinner itself.

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    cpietran Premium Member 7 months ago

    I have a feeling Gene can cook a very good dinner and everyone will be surprised!

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    parkerinthehouse  7 months ago

    that’s kinda funny what the sky is doin’ up there

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    Melville the Calvinite  7 months ago

    Here, let me get my list.

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    amaryllis2 Premium Member 7 months ago

    Thanksgiving stories here, including pulling a cat out of the turkey:

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    markkahler52  7 months ago

    My recipe: turkey breast slices with mayo on pumpernickel, mac salad all washed down with egg nog! Then, go to bed. Perfect!

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