Crabgrass by Tauhid Bondia for May 26, 2023

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    danketaz Premium Member 4 months ago

    Try to keep the racial slurs at bay.

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    Ida No  4 months ago

    Unfortunately, Miles considers “nerd” to be a complement, so Kevin’s all out of ideas.

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    HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member 4 months ago

    Try not to reveal any secret jealousies.

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    j_m_kuehl  4 months ago

    P.C. Don’t want to accidentally offend.

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    Ellis97  4 months ago

    The boys can’t call each other names. They love each other too much.

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    rickicker  4 months ago

    Oh. Oh no. I suddenly have a sudden sinking feeling where this story arc is going.

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    Diat60  4 months ago

    How about “you pusillanimous obfuscater”? Neither will know what it means and honour will be satisfied.

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    Znox11  4 months ago

    Well, I know what you shouldn’t call him.

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    christelisbetty  4 months ago

    Well, to counter “Sweet Potato”, something food related…perhaps “Cabbage Head”.

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    CamiSu Premium Member 4 months ago

    Sweet potato is a sweet name, not an insult.

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    dlaemmerhirt999  4 months ago

    I GOT IT! NO ONE, ESPECIALLY a black boy, can come back from the almighty DOUBLE NI-!!!

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    AlnicoV   4 months ago

    I would never want to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed man. Attributed to Mark Twain

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    stamps  4 months ago

    Low begotten, turkey trottin’, bandy legged, snaggle-toothed gapesee.

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    6turtle9  4 months ago

    Yo mama’s so stupid, she stared at a cup of orange juice for 12 hours because it said "concentrate.”

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    asrialfeeple  4 months ago

    “You’re a ****************** Miles Wallace”

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    William Bludworth Premium Member 4 months ago

    I got it… “Keeping Up with the Kardashians fan”.

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