Crabgrass by Tauhid Bondia for May 15, 2024

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    danketaz Premium Member 2 months ago

    That’ll straighten yer hair.

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    Imagine  2 months ago

    Lucky to have any hair left at all.

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    Yakety Sax  2 months ago

    ROFLMAO!!

    Took a page from Ed Crankshaft’s book.

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    ratton8  2 months ago

    I feel like Gene probably has privileges to scold Kevin too by now. Especially over something like this where they could have been seriously, seriously hurt.

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    doctorwho29  2 months ago

    At this point, they’re both his kids in a way. He has stepped in as a father figure for Kevin. When he lost them both at the wrestling arena, he said he was looking for “my boys.”

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    mccollunsky  2 months ago

    dumb kids, they didn’t use a clean burning, efficient propane grill

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    Ida No  2 months ago

    There is no black and white, only shades of gray.

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    jaydogg187  2 months ago

    Because third-degree burns aren’t punishment enough…

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    HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member 2 months ago

    That melted plastic spaceman is going to add a new flavor to your next burgers.

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    Tweener Premium Member 2 months ago

    “But Daaaad! We only used the ONE match to light it!”

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    Ellis97  2 months ago

    For the record, you should never do that.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member 2 months ago

    There was a guy who lived across the street. Decided to burn some brush on his gravel driveway. It didn’t want to stay lit, so he put some gasoline on it, while it was smoldering. When he applied a match he accidentally created an FAE that rattled my windows.

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    Kroykali  2 months ago

    Hint Gene – it’s the kid with a star on his shirt.

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    SquidGamerGal  2 months ago

    Just so we’re clear, they ARE born with brains, right?

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    SquidGamerGal  2 months ago

    Cue the finger-pointing!

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    markkahler52  2 months ago

    That plastic superhero might’ve been worth some $$ someday!

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    elbow macaroni  2 months ago

    Playing with matches? And lighter fluid? Wha?

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    Kilrwat Premium Member 2 months ago

    Amazing that we survive our childhoods…

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    drivingfuriously Premium Member 2 months ago

    Burnt hair really stinks.

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    JoshHere  2 months ago

    The melted plastic action doll gave Kevin a nose job

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    diskus Premium Member 2 months ago

    Definitely my childhood. Now kids do this with an app

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    phileaux  2 months ago

    The one with sleeves and good hygiene

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    gpantzer  2 months ago

    My father use to make a nice pile of charcoal, pour gasoline on it, stand back and throw a match. There would be a small mushroom cloud (like an atomic bomb) and when the smoke cleared, the coals were glowing red and hot, ready to start grilling. Yes, I am exaggerating (but not much!).

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    BeniHanna6 Premium Member 2 months ago

    Now that’s funny, right there.

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    Penguin’s for life  2 months ago

    Miles is on the left and Kevin is on the right

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    Mike Baldwin creator 2 months ago

    Future pyrotechnic engineers.

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    tammyspeakslife Premium Member 2 months ago

    I tried to stop him but I was too late Bill burned his eyebrows off when the button on the bar-b-q didn’t work so while the gas built up he dug around for some matches and POOF! No more eyebrows. My ‘Matrix’ jump away from the flame- impressed even me.

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    AndrewSihler  2 months ago

    Are they planning to immolate a Ken doll??

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    6turtle9  2 months ago

    All heroes should be given the proper send off and commemoration for their acts of heroism. The boys were only doing their duty, dad.

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    Taracinablue  2 months ago

    No eyebrows for those two for a while! lol

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    Ed The Red Premium Member 2 months ago

    WHOMPH!

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