Crabgrass by Tauhid Bondia for December 12, 2024

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    danketaz Premium Member 2 months ago

    Does that mean they’re stuck in the gift wrapping department?

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    Ida No  2 months ago

    “What we didn’t count on was that elves multiply like rabbits, but have longer life spans. The snow demons were the only things keeping the elf population manageable. Our solution was to find a way to keep them so busy they’d never have time or energy to mate.”

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    Imagine  2 months ago

    Sending snow demons packing. Nice play on words.

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    Ellis97  2 months ago

    But where did the snow demons go?

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    markkahler52  2 months ago

    Hypersonic spears?!

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    LadyPeterW  2 months ago

    This is definitely a Miles & Kevin story!

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    jackthemailman  2 months ago

    Not decimated; destroyed demolished, devastated, but NOT decimated. Please.

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    Guido San  2 months ago

    Cue Legolas…

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    Crandlemire  2 months ago

    In the shadowed recesses of the world, where the air itself seemed poisoned by greed and cruelty, Krampus continued his grim work. Cloaked in darkness, his monstrous form moved unseen, a specter of retribution for the sins of the powerful. The thrones of men, gilded with gold and lies, rose high above their suffering nations, their rulers drunk on the anguish of the oppressed. But Krampus cared not for their crowns or titles. He sought only the festering darkness within their souls.

    One by one, he came for them.

    The first fell in the dead of night, his fortress torn apart by the soundless fury of hooves and chains. The tyrant’s screams echoed through empty halls as Krampus dragged him, kicking and clawing, into the abyss. Another, surrounded by armies and shields of iron, trembled as the shadows moved against him. No walls could keep Krampus at bay; no army could stand against his wrath.

    From frozen palaces to fiery deserts, the monster hunted. Each dictator was plucked from their seat of power, their golden masks shattered to reveal the rot beneath. Their cries of terror mingled with the wailing winds as Krampus hurled them into his infernal sack, their fates sealed in eternal torment.

    The people, long silenced by fear, began to stir. They watched from the shadows as one tyrant after another vanished into the night, their thrones left to crumble. Whispers of hope spread like wildfire, but it was a hope tinged with dread. For Krampus was no savior; he was vengeance incarnate. His justice was cruel and unyielding, sparing none who bore the stain of corruption.

    And so the world began to change. The thrones of the wicked stood empty, their golden gleam tarnished, their power undone. Yet, Krampus did not stop. His chains dragged on, heavy with the weight of evil still to be purged. For as long as darkness lingered in the hearts of men, the reckoner would roam, an eternal force of terror, a grim reminder that no evil could escape the shadows forever.

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    elbow macaroni  2 months ago

    Lots of violence at the NP.

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    sperry532  2 months ago

    Packed snow… demons. heh

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    KrisJustKris Premium Member 2 months ago

    But why was Santa MIA? This is too long

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