Crankshaft by Tom Batiuk and Dan Davis for February 27, 2023

She should start her bio by explaining in detail how she completely ruined her sister’s life, just out of spite. That’s our Lillian!

Of course, any ordinary author who had written several novels would just use the biography they prepared with their publisher. That’s our Lillian!

Lillian might prefer antisocial media.

“-you clueless old bat!” (the silent part)

Um … websites in general, including a website for a little bookshop, are not “social media”.

“Social media” refers to things like Facebook, Twitter, TikTok, etc.

A little bookshop can have a presence on social media. But the little bookshop’s brochure or ecommerce website itself is not “social media”.

I’m friendly but not social, social media is not for me

Posting as Doctor Toon on gocomics is the closest thing I have to an internet presence

What? The old crow thinks she’s the next reclusive, avoidantJ. D. Sallinger?

I think Lillian is feeling a bit overwhelmed by all this fuss.

Did the Russian blue turn orange ?

I find social media to be a soul-sucking a void of meaningless affirmation…

Another week of loathsome Lillian. No thanks. I’ll check in next Monday.

Batiuk trying to win a award for most boring storyline i see .

She might need to hire professional snow shovelers.

Is that anything like a social disease?

And not because it’s social…..

Week two of Crankshaft Without Crankshaft. I guess that’s one upside.

Well it’d help to know what your website’s all about. And fans sometimes like to know a few tidbits about their favorite authors.