Crankshaft by Tom Batiuk and Dan Davis for August 26, 2023

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    J.J. O'Malley  8 months ago

    Just try reading a week’s worth of Crankshaft strips. You’ll be sound asleep in no time.

    Can’t wait to see how this all syncs up with the other site’s strips come tomorrow.

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    wherescrankshaft  8 months ago

    Lord do I hate Positive Anymore.

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    billsplut  8 months ago

    “Boy, anymore all night takes all night!” What language is this mistranslated from? English to Klingon to English? Also, Pam’s hair stays perfectly in place while tossing & turning in bed. Does Pam coat her hair with PAM cooking spray?

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    wherescrankshaft  8 months ago

    Also: Where’s Crankshaft?

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    oakie817  8 months ago

    wow…i woke up at 2:30 this morning too…how odd

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    rockyridge1977  8 months ago

    Misery loves company.

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    WilliamVollmer  8 months ago

    Well Pam, there’s a couple of cures for that. And, since it’s Friday night/Saturday morning, if Jeff’s “up”…

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    French Persons Premium Member 8 months ago

    Alllll…. Niiiiiight…. Looooong….!

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    lemonbaskt  8 months ago

    to come up with something that makes no sense and get it published is some type of genius

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    Brent Rosenthal Premium Member 8 months ago

    It won’t improve young lady

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    prince.george35  8 months ago

    Boy, anymore I’m at a loss. All of the words in this strip are simple, recognizable. But as they stand they neither make sense nor sound like something a person might say.

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    Ramblin' Rose  8 months ago

    Ain’t that the truth.

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    RobinA. Premium Member 8 months ago

    I work in sleep medicine and that is how a lot of my patients describe their nights.

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    Mopman  8 months ago

    That massive pile of hair covering their blanket is probably keeping her awake.

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  8 months ago

    I hate awakening knowing my alarm will go off in an hour, then not being able to fully resume sleep from then on.

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    puddleglum1066  8 months ago

    Tom must have seen the old joke about the definition of “old”: when what you used to do all night now takes all night to do.

    Think he understood the context?

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    tcayer  8 months ago

    Is this badly translated from another language? No one says “restless sleep?” What is even that?

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    ToneeRhianRose  7 months ago

    Haha! XD

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