Crankshaft by Tom Batiuk and Dan Davis for March 03, 2024

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    wherescrankshaft  5 months ago

    “Besides, Rocky, all you managed to get was a long line of cars behind you. Did you ever literally kill a man while doing that, like I did? Did you ever let a man slowly fade into oblivion by your own hands? Didn’t think so. Get on my level, punk.”

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    B UTTONS  5 months ago

    … because that’s your bus 10th from the end Cranky.

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    J.J. O'Malley  5 months ago

    Look, everybody, it’s Crankshaft! Hi, Ed! And we also get an A.I. joke for the second day in a row!

    Don’t be so dismissive of Rocky’s claim, Ed. Maybe the ghost of “Pop” Clutch, the ex-bus driver you allowed to die of a heart attack while setting the previous record, can vouch for him from Heaven.

    Also, hahaha, it’s funny because all school bus drivers are apparently inconsiderate jerks.

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    French Persons Premium Member 5 months ago

    Crank’s brain is probably been altered by Russian AI.

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    SquidGamerGal  5 months ago

    He has a point about eyewitnesses. Some have been known to tell outright lies out of petty spite!

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    Mopman  5 months ago

    So apparently this school district has their own satellite that monitors the area and can be accessed by the employees. Makes as much sense as anything else that happens.

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    Chaze Premium Member 5 months ago

    Ed can’t count. Geez, Rocky, you know that.

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    oakie9531  5 months ago

    Who’s the new guy in red?

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    gigagrouch  5 months ago

    Fair question

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    rockyridge1977  5 months ago

    That Crank will fight to the bitter end!!!!!

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    WilliamVollmer  5 months ago

    Ed doesn’t want to give up his record, despite all the evidence Rocky has. He’s in denial.

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    kathleenhicks62  5 months ago

    May be Crankshaft has been replaced with a form of AI!

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    Niko S  5 months ago

    OMG Crank give it a rest he had lots of cars behind his bus OK???

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member 5 months ago

    From no Crankshaft to this…… funny!

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    lemonbaskt  5 months ago

    ill just say the new comics kingdom sucks

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