Crankshaft by Tom Batiuk and Dan Davis for April 19, 2024

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    wherescrankshaft  2 months ago

    Where’s Crankshaft, people?

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    B UTTONS  2 months ago

    This isn’t the line to the Restroom?!!

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    J.J. O'Malley  2 months ago

    I’ll believe that a squinty-eyed sailor can gain super strength from eating canned spinach. I’ll believe a caveman can fall into a scientist’s time machine. I’ll even believe a sentient beagle can have a doghouse that’s larger on the inside than it is on the outside.

    I will never believe, however, that people would line up to purchase a copy of Dinkleberg’s latest memoir.

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    Bill Thompson  2 months ago

    It’s normal for fans to bring their own copies of books to a signing, but how will Dinkle react when he realizes they won’t be buying extra copies from him?

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    Blu Bunny  2 months ago

    Standing in line to throw the book at him while singing The Who’s, We’re not gonna take it chorus, We’re not gonna take it, Never did and never will, We’re not gonna take it, Gonna break it, gonna shake it, Let’s forget it better still!

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    red_tape  2 months ago

    what happened to the marching band?

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    French Persons Premium Member 2 months ago

    Are we sure this isn’t actually an AARP convention?

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    Fetzee  2 months ago

    What happened to that old lady’s nose?

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    Carl  Premium Member 2 months ago

    And stay aligned with the rows at the other tables.

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    Gent  2 months ago

    Straighten up line is punchline?

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    Cabbage Jack  2 months ago

    They look exactly as happy as a group of people about to meet DInkle should look.

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    elbow macaroni  2 months ago

    Nobody cares.

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    rockyridge1977  2 months ago

    Old band directors never die…..they just lose their notes!!!!!!

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    ksu71  2 months ago

    Hey Harry. 8 to 5 or 6 to 5?

    Band joke

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    ladykat  2 months ago

    I didn’t think he’d sell that many books, unless his obnoxiousness turns them off at time of signing.

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    puddleglum1066  2 months ago

    Finally, Batty gives us a punch line (as in, all these people are lining up to punch Dinkle)!

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    lemonbaskt  2 months ago

    im sure the people who think crankshaft is funny only watch the hallmark and lifetime channels

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    tcayer  2 months ago

    Once a band director, always a jerk, I guess. Are there really that many people interested in a book about marching bands? The one guy has FIVE copies! I’m sure he doesn’t have that many friends.

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    Daltongang Premium Member 2 months ago

    Where is Dr. Rick when you need him?

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member 2 months ago

    Oh wow, that is so funny…I can’t stop laughing………..not not and not….

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    battycomic Premium Member 2 months ago

    This brings back memories of when I was in marching band in high school.

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    kathleenhicks62  2 months ago

    Makes one appreciate Crankie more!

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    be ware of eve hill  2 months ago

    Where’s Lillian McKenzie?

    Answer: Who cares?

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    raybarb44  2 months ago

    Once a drill sergeant, always a drill sergeant…..

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    WilliamVollmer  2 months ago

    There’s actually some kind of market for Harry’s book? Must be people wanting to relieve their glory years in a HS marching band, or, people looking for new ways to sell “quality” products to an unsuspecting public.

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    eced52  2 months ago

    Once a band director…

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