Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for February 20, 2009
Waitress: Here you are! Alice: Oh, boy! Hey! This kids' hamburger doesn't have a plastic sword through it! Just a party toothpick! Oh no! Now look! My stupid hamburger fell apart! Petey: Ew! My assorted jellies caddy is too sticky to touch! Mom: Petey, please! One meltdown at a time.