Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for March 10, 2012
Mom: You can't keep all this in your backpack. Petey: Carrying that is my only interest in physical exercise. Mom: Hammers?! Why would you put hammers in this left side pocket?? Petey: They counterbalance my mostly-beige-colored rock collection in the right side pocket. Mom: You can't walk to school carrying hammers! Petey: If I don't, I keep drifting right.