Hafta teach these kids how to detect sarcasm. And…? Alice, that there is a dead duck!
Nail gun? How bout buzz saw!
Overparenting again. You’ll wind up with kids all like Petey.
As a little kid, I hammered nails into small two by fours and boards to make a wooden fleet of ships in my basement. Nobody got hurt.
Guess you’ll have to settle for a welding torch, Beni.
Sad duck, such a sad duck
If I had a hammer
I’d hammer in the morning
I’d hammer in the evening
All over this land
I’d hammer out danger
I’d hammer out a warning
I’d hammer out love between my brothers and my sisters
Ah well…he still has the chain saw.
“Got stretched”. The pluperfect passive Irresponsible mood.
Aw. Fuzzy duck.
That would be like trying to fix a stretched out slinky.
The age old conundrum. How do you re-spring an unsprung spring? But alas, such life lessons will go unanswered with the wee ones who are hammerless.
Aim high. Calvin would ask for a bazooka or rocket launcher.
Beni would be dangerous; but he and Alice at their age are totally oblivious to what Beni’s Mom meant.
The longer they remain so, the better….