Horace: I'll be there. See ya!
Sine: What is it. Horse?
Horace: My friend's heart is broken. Gotta try to cheer him up.
Nothing works as well as duct tape.
Hey–you need the red-neck repair kit: a roll of duct tape and a can of WD-40:
If it moves when it shouldn’t, use duct tape.
If it doesn’t move when it should, use WD-40.
Hmmmmm. The uses of duct tape are numerous.
duct tape is only to mend not to cheer up
Because duct tape is greatness.
This answers the Bee Gees question: “How can you mend a broken heart?”
July 31, 2015