Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for September 28, 2010

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    Coyoty Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    Someone’s teed off.

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    Basqueian  almost 13 years ago

    My own horse, pictured, did that the first time I took him out on the trial, on a lead line. He got loose and ran back home on the fairways, scattering golfers left and right.

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    Hugh B. Hayve  almost 13 years ago

    Well, truth is, those greens and fairways make an excellent turf course.

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    zero  almost 13 years ago

    Wouldn’t that be the dream of most of those clowns? having a horse race in the middle of a round of golf?

    NOTE: jukeofurl lives 20 feet away from a golf course. Half mile from a horse farm ;-)

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    kees-c-bakker  almost 13 years ago


    To correct his joyride, he could of course use the “unemployed teenagers to slave for you” (thanks Lew for mentioning this yesterday)

    I normally start playing with 1 of my dogs, he loves to bring a ball back, and he can do so, for hours relentlessly. At the end of the afternoon, I sometimes have 100 golf balls :-))))) and mis the dogs tennis ball.

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    Ice_Bear66  almost 13 years ago

    @jukeofurl My thinking is, if a horse did get loose, it might graze on the rough instead. Watch out for equid ‘land-mines’ on the course! Well, that’d be one way to mow the grass in a ‘green’ way.

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    VicJacoby  almost 13 years ago


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    madbristowart  almost 13 years ago

    Blame it on the gophers.

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    Simon_Jester  almost 13 years ago

    Correct me if I’m wrong, but if I blame in the golfers, they’ll come after me with 5-irons..

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    policelimit Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    I want to live in Horace’s world.

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    cleokaya  almost 13 years ago

    The only joy ride through a golf course is without clubs, but I wouldn’t want to do it without balls.

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    hossblacksilver  almost 13 years ago

    Towing charge for removing golf cart from the water hazard: $150 Repair bill for self-same cart: $768

    Knowing you got away with it Scott-free: Priceless. ;)

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