Horace: HA! They tried to discourage me, but to no avail!
Horace: I finally founded the Guild of Cynics!
Sine: That's ridiculous. Who in their right mind would join something like that?
Horace: That's the spirit! Please join us!
Folks please flag the Spam-Be-Gone comment as spam (just kidding, Quaby).
As for the Guild of Cynics, I believe Groucho Marx said it best, I don’t care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.